Found: Lost Cat Poster

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Rachel Himes

FOUND: “LOST CAT” POSTER

Lost cat poster is 8.5” by 11” piece of white computer paper with black writing. Poster has picture of lost cat named Max. Poster says Max is a friendly orange and brown cat last seen on Laurel Street. Poster also has name and number of lost cat’s owner.

I found this poster while I was out walking my dog Buggy. Poster looked disheveled, and its top right corner was ripped. I decided to take it in because I knew it was going to rain, and the poster didn’t have any shelter. Poster is currently in my house, but Buggy does not get along well with it (smells funny I think), so I would like to return it to its rightful owner.

Lost cat poster does not have a name as far as I can tell. Poster is quiet and good-natured. Has not even made a mess in the house! I am sure the owner of such a well-behaved poster would like it back.

CONTACT ME IF THIS IS YOUR LOST CAT POSTER:
Benjamin Karp
401-528-5555

FOUND: “FOUND: LOST CAT POSTER” POSTER

I found a wonderful found lost cat poster. It is an 8.5” by 11” piece of bright green computer paper with black writing. It has information about a found lost cat poster on it.

It is a quiet and gentle poster. We’ve been having a lot of fun with this poster! Call me, but we may not be willing to part with it ;-)

PLEASE CONTACT ME IF THIS IS YOUR FOUND LOST CAT POSTER:
Charlie Fox
401-528-5554

FOUND: “FOUND: ‘FOUND: LOST CAT POSTER’ POSTER” POSTER

Found a very vicious poster! Gave me a nasty paper cut. Please take this poster off of my hands! If the owner does not claim this poster soon, I will be forced to set it free.

 People shouldn’t leave their posters unattended in public. It’s very irresponsible! Shame on you. The more I think about it, the more I am losing patience with this poster and its owner. You must have trained it well… to be rude like you!

EMAIL ME IF THIS IS YOUR POSTER:
Sam Harris-Crayfish
401_528_5553@gmail.com

LOST: CAT

My cat Max is still lost. Don’t know who’s been taking down all my posters. To reiterate, he is a friendly orange and brown cat. He means a lot to me and my family, and we miss him very much. Please do not remove this poster.

CONTACT ME IF YOU FIND MY CAT:
Dylan Cougar
401-528-5552

FOUND: DEAD CAT

Just found a dead cat. Thought I’d let y’all know. It’s orange and brown. Seemed like a cool cat. RIP. Love this community bulletin board.

CONTACT ME TO HANG:
Frank Eagle
fax: 401-528-5551